If You Unscrew Your Belly Button...

Fun Stories and rhymes. Compared to Shel Silverstein. if u unscrew ur belly button, then ur bottom will fall off. if u remove ur nose u cant help but cough, and if u take off ur ears then ur hair will fall out... unless u r bald and then ull just shout. ur arms are connected to ur head and ur legs to ur head. so if u took my arms id be pretty much dead, and i dont want this to come true.... so do me a favor and if u see my belly button..... please PLEASEEEEE DO NOT UNSCREW