A Bareback Rider

Having assumed my powers as a time traveler and shapeshifter today I have chosen to go back to the first job I ever had. It was working for a small greetings card company in the UK. Although it employed mostly women and seemed an ideal job for a horny teenager – it was actually very frustrating. The truth is – I had a problem, I looked more like fifteen and despite all my efforts to look and act older nobody wanted to date a fresh-faced kid with a weird Italian name.