"scurrilous and childishly amusing" - Mark Avery, RSPB Conservation Director "the Private Eye of birding" - Andy Gibb, www.theandygibb.com "very amusing and beautifully written" - John Cantelo, www.birdforum.net "a great birder's toilet read" - David Callahan, Birdwatch magazine "a cross between Jack the Ripper and Banksy" - Alan Tilmouth, www.dustybins.blogspot.com "libellous and offensive" - El Presidente himself