CHEESEBURGER BROWN is the cybernym of a compulsive storyteller and pulp science-fiction wallah based near the North Pole. He is the author of dozens of novellas and short stories, as well as a regular correspondent for Wetmachine and Footprints. He is also as an award-winning illustrator for his own and other people's works – most recently for John Sundman's novel The Pains (Rosalita Associates, 2008). Cheeseburger Brown's first full-length novel is Simon of Space (Ephemera Bound, 2008). Mr. Brown likes a nice song, but dances poorly.