"Saviors and Schmucks, the Adventures of Xavier the Savior and Schlomo, the Undercover Rabbi" is a fictional murder mystery in which our heroes attempt to solve a series of murders one or both of them may have committed, while encountering fantastic characters like Magdalena, the one-legged Latvian crack whore who runs the parish brothel, Soup and Slut; The Holy and Munificent Prophet Hiram Bingham Chesterton Hemingway the Third or Fourth, who has come to save the world; Babaloo Smirnoff, the suicidal Rastafarian pickpocket; a Cannibal Coroner, a transvestite Chancellor, a deceased bishop who preaches with a pole stuffed up his ass, and Mordecai, the retired Amish pimp.