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Sandy Art Millopigus: The name is synonymous with the highest SEXual and artistic achievements known to man. Now, in this stunning autobiography, we get the SEXY! story behind the SEXY! name. We learn of Sandy's friend and mentor Zork352; his mysterious and sinister rival, Andy Trivondivus; and the secret origins of the name HappyDanChickens. We come to understand how Sandy developed a love of pie-eating contests, candle-making and musical theater. We see how Sandy balances his life as a SEXY! icon with a serious political career that began with his being named a diplomat to the planet Mars. In this multifaceted literary jewel, we see a side of Sandy that could never be seen exclusively on HappyDanChickens.com. Learn Sandy Millopigus's story, the way he tells it. "Sandy has surpassed my expectations, proving once again that he is the preeminent mind of his age." -Martha Stuart