an ODDO-BIOGRAPHY

This is the autobiography of a rather unique (my poor parents) child-unto-adult. Think you got hassles with your kids? And I was an only child of an advantaged, educated, cultured, OLDE family. From my first awareness (being ejaculated into my mother, the hotel-image) through prep school expulsion, college failure, and eventual fulfillment of my life-long ambition (to be a truck driver), . . . . not quite typical guy, I guess. But the eventual degree and the years of music lessons (even at N.E. Conservatory) weren't wasted. As I relate herein, my whole life's been an extravaganza of experience and enlightnement.