You Wish

"Perfect poolside reading." GScene magazine. A trainee witch, an East End lad made good, an art student and a homophobic gym instructor. Whoever could guess that a chance meeting of these five people could lead to such madness and mayhem, could cause a riot on the Brighton gay scene and almost bring about the end of the world? Well, that’s exactly what happens when each one of them is granted one wish for one day. X-ray eyes, parents back from the dead, sex, wealth and as many wishes as you can manage. But… and there is always a but… for one day of your dreams come true you must suffer three days of the opposite, the downside. All will become clear when you dip into the strange and hilarious, bawdy and bonkers world of peter, Alan and their mates in this nude, crude and totally rude comedy novel.