HOW TO GAIN THOSE WANTED POUNDS AND KEEP THEM ON FOREVER

Modern society place way to much emphasis on the lack of eating, proclaiming man can live on bread alone. Society is brainwashed by a small minority of anorexics whose brains have been deprived of food and oxygen, into believing thin is in. In reality, the majority of Americans are obese, over-weight heroes, grown tired of dressing their little girls in Barbie doll clothing. Our offspring conduct weight control by puking up a good pepperoni pizza or sticking a dirty finger down their throats.