The Best Novel Ever Written

This is the amazing but true story of a little duck who, with the help of a dog, a tomato, another dog, a time traveling chicken and a beast who makes the most powerful cup of coffee ever made, fight against a floating disembodied brain, a hunter with a bizarre fixation on one particular water fowl, a massive indestructible robot and a whole buttload of unorthodox supervillains to save their home, their favorite hangout, their city and eventually their whole universe, that is, when they're not all arguing with the author and diverging from the plot to go all stream-of-consciousness, which happens more often than you'd think.