How to Fail at Creative Writing A Masterclass in Mediocrity

How to Fail at Creative Writing (A Masterclass in Mediocrity) Written by Allen Vickery Are you tired of writing stories people enjoy? Do you secretly wish your characters were flatter, your plots more confusing, and your drafts permanently unfinished? Good news. This book will teach you exactly how to fail at creative writing—with confidence. Inside, you’ll discover: How to write plots that go nowhere (and stay there) Why unforgettable characters are overrated—and how to avoid them The secret to dialogue that sounds like it was written by a polite robot How to overwhelm readers with useless worldbuilding Why editing is dangerous (and best avoided entirely) Whether you’re a beginner looking to start off wrong or an experienced writer hoping to finally understand what’s been going on, this brutally honest (and occasionally helpful) guide has you covered. But be warned: Hidden beneath the sarcasm and terrible advice lies something unexpected—actual insight into what makes writing work. If you’re not careful, you might accidentally improve. Perfect for fans of witty, irreverent guides and writers who appreciate humor with a sharp edge, How to Fail at Creative Writing is the only book that guarantees failure… or your progress back. Either way, you’ve been warned.