Things I Tell My Therapist

"Am I normal? Do other women feel like this too, or am I totally alone here?" Spoiler alert! We're all walking shitshows. Some of us are matinee level and some are sold out, opening night, line out the movie theater door level... but shitshows just the same (did anyone bring the popcorn and Milk Duds?). To pretend that we've got it all together and that we're not just winging it as we go along every single day in this spiraling tornado of motherhood fuckery, is just a complete waste of time and denial. Add in motherhood, marriage, a never ending list of to-do's, and maybe a light dusting (or a heaping spoonful) of mental illness and you've got yourself a sold out blockbuster of a show (that Amy happily shares on the internet as The Drunk Mom)! A hilarious yet eye opening account of what #momlife is really all about, without the filters and pretentious bullshit. Welcome to the show!