Charles Smith: An Anthology of Awesome

Comedian Charles Smith graces the earth with the presence of the only book you'll ever need. *It's a self help book: Merely by reading Charles's opinions on things, you'll become a better person *It's an autobiography: Learn about the life and times of Charles Smith, and profit from it. *It's an acting aid: Use some of the essays as monologues. Even if you don't get the part, the casting agents will be impressed with your taste in literature. *It's a trashy romance novel: Well not really. But reading this book will turn anyone on, regardless of gender or sexual orientation, because of the distilled awesome contained within. *It's an Atlas: The best kind of Atlas too. That being the ones that tell you why NOT to go to the places depicted. *It's a book of prophecy: And unlike hacks like Nostradamus, these prophecies are very specific. *It's the only book that contains a drawing of Ernest Hemmingway fighting Aliens from Beyond Reality: I think