Poetry Dog - Collected random scribblings and other offensive twaddle

For the first (and probably last) time the collected works and almost best bits of Chris Morris - aka Poetrydog - are taken from his occasionally humorous website www.poetry-dog.com and reproduced in print during a wet afternoon with nothing better to do. You can now take with you to the lavvy an appropriate tome covering such diverse topics as alcohol, sex, the royal family, pubs, alcohol (again) and general filth. You may even get a laugh out of it, who knows. Poetry Dog - collected random scribblings and other offensive twaddle is a book of adult comic verse for people who should frankly know better, but don't.