How to live longer. A folly of epic proportions. This book contains absolutely nothing of value so don’t buy it. I simply filled it with nonsense to get it through the publishing algorithm. A silly thing but lots of fun. This book was not designed to be read by just anyone. Or I should say, it was designed to not be read at all. You see, it’s a folly. Completely superfluous you could say. Except of course for the bit about filling that bothersome gap on the bookshelf. Oh, and being a dual use paperweight and fly swatter. Don’t forget that bit. It could also be used to shade your eyes on a bright sunny day, and would be an excellent missile to throw violently across the room whilst having a hissy fit. This book exists mostly from wondering if it would get through the self-publishing system as much as anything else. And because I told my brother in-law, I was going to do it. And it’s not about the contents, rather, it’s about the prestige of having a copy on your bookshelf.