The Great Laundry Rebellion

Imagine waking up one morning and discovering that your clothing is on strike! Tired of shoddy treatment, your long-suffering silent partner, your clothing, is demanding respect. Within the course of a week, the world is turned upside down by demonstrations, speeches, sit-ins, and strikes organized and facilitated by the clothing rebellion. Under the direction of its clever leader, will the clothing successfully negotiate for their demands, or will the people's disrespectful treatment of the clothing prevail?