They Call Me Gonzalez...

(WARNING: Some, or all, of this book may be b******s). From the idiot who brought you 'My Grandma Pooped a Wheel of Cheese & Other Unsubstantiated Claims' comes a collection of short stories designed to make milk come out of your nose. Here you will find tales littered with awkward moments concerning failed sexual encounters, black market tortoise dealings, octogenarian swingers, the worlds largest poop, pushy Christian zealot dinner parties, disastrously inappropriate roommates, the horror of Scottish chess clubs and intimate encounters with interstellar babes. With titles like ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Cloverfield!’, ‘Bacon Sandwich - Denied!’ and ‘The Strange Case of McGuffin the Buttered Cat’, you probably won't need another book this week.