How to Be

So you have decided you want to become a corporate drone. The idea of having your very own cubicle to sit in for eight hours a day is so exciting, you can hardly sleep at night. You would love to have a closet full of suits in varying shades of gray. Ever since you were little, you dreamed of getting up at 5:00am Monday through Friday, rushing to the parking garage to park in you very own space, taking the elevator to your floor and sitting in front of you computer until 5:00pm. You know this is what you want to be, but how do you do it? What should you wear? Look no further, this book will answer all of your questions and give you step-by-step instructions on how to achieve your drone status. Follow all of the advice that follows, and you will be blending into the endless stream of mindless drones in no time!