Sandy Beason lives in Cedar Rapids, Iowa with her husband John. They have been married 40 years and she says he is shaping up nicely. They have two sons who are out on their own and doing very well, thank heavens. (Especially the part about being out of the house and on their own.) The gazillion stories that have been floating around in her head finally worked their way out and onto her laptop. Since the floodgates have opened, there seems to be no way to stop them, and now you are stuck reading this book. There may be some hope for you though, she is 63 years old and may get senile soon.