A Single Southerner Across America

The epic ramblings of a young professional in the South in his Quixote-like quest to find ''the One.'' This book contains several of his adventures, misadventures, thoughts, and advice for all Southerners who are on the trail to find that special someone. From meeting Paris Hilton and holding her dog at a bar in Arkansas to a respectful look at Southern Belles to observing the curious mating rituals of the redneck male, it is packed with with funny stories, uplifting essays, and wild tales about life down South.