Things You Can Do with a Sharpened Pencil

Sex. Kittens in peril. Angry temps. It's all here. Self-Help verse for the cynical modern woman. An excerpt from The Bad Secretary: "She weeps into your coffee; staples memos to her blouse. She has acne; her lipstick smears... She loses files. She erases files. Her nails are so long she can't type. She has carpal tunnel so she can't type... You find a voodoo doll of yourself in her desk."