Zombie Romance Novels are Ruining this Country

Book stores filled to the brim with cheesy zombie related fiction, legions of young girls pining for a man with grey, rotting skin, and what seems like the entire youth of America defining quality literature by the number of scenes which describe the romantic interest of the main character: for these reasons and many more Douglas Rankin knew that these zombie romance novels were doing more than ruining his life. They were ruining the entire country. Banding together with two complete strangers he met online, Douglas and the rest of this recently formed troop embark on a cross-state mission to put at stop to this zombie romance novel related madness before it's too late.