LEFTHAND BOOK The Left and Right Book Series Two books. Two hands. Zero logic. Forget structure, dignity, or meaning. This series is like reading with a hangover while being chased by a paper airplane across a pyramid-shaped hotel full of bullet holes. The Left-Hand Book was possibly written upside-down using a broken typewriter and half a banana. The Right-Hand Book? It just makes things worse. These books will not: – Improve your IQ – Help you pass the alcohol lock – Teach banana bread – Or fix anything at all They will: – Confuse your friends – Disturb your dog – Break your bookshelf – And trigger Google Translate You don’t need to read both. Or either. But if you do, you’ll whisper: “What the hell did I just read?” Welcome to the world of nonsense. Bring soup. Burn nothing. Blame the baby.