Ronald Robot

Ronald woke into what should have been for him just an ordinary run of the mill day, but this wasn’t just any normal run of the mill day because today was the day he was to be awarded the highest honour in the land for outstanding valour in the face of the enemy all because he was on hand to change his brand-new baby brother’s pungent aromatic nappy before it did any lasting damage to the delicate nostrils of his parents, King Robert the Brave and Outstanding Leader of The Mighty Nation of Tartan Army Football Fans and Queen Mary Isabella who is The Even Mightier Leader of Everything Domestic, except for the changing of the pungent and aromatic nappy because she never ever could get the hang of doing that but why was Ronald not in his own bed?