The author, a descendent of English orphans, a jerk who could care less about his origins, was ironically informed of various historic child bondage schemes in the very same Christmas week in which he received a manuscript from a chance-met man detailing his experience with childhood abuse and captivity. The uncaring author of numerous books on slavery, thence decided to satisfy his detached curiosity at the expense of millions of murdered ghosts. This report has been prepared for entertainment purposes only and should be regarded as a fictional exercise, if only to permit the record of lost little ones from being entirely erased. Orphan Nation is background research for a novel on child bondage, not an academic history.