Some Goon Show Quotes and Misquotes

This is a highly personalised collection of Goon Show quotes; many just short clips from memory and with no pretension to accuracy; just some pieces I like and hence the title. I saw Milligan in his two stage shows ,The Bed-Sitting Room and Son of Oblomov, both at the Comedy Theatre in London. Here I have reproduced the programmes and given a few reminiscences about those theatre visits