Vast

Vast Bostwick's life was going exactly as expected considering he had recently graduated from college and was working in a customer service department...which was not that great. He and his friend Jade found themselves more often than not drinking too much vodka and regretting it the next day, and Vast's girlfriend had just broken up with him to become a dog whisperer. Coffee, cigarettes, vodka, pseudo-intellectual "I'm buzzing" talks, and morning laments became somewhat of a norm.....up until one day a demure woman turned up at his door with a message. Then life took a wild couple of turns for all....oh, and to make matters worse and significantly stranger, they found out that 42 squirrels were attempting to rule the world. Welcome, and enjoy your stay. - Jeremy