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Torn from the safety of a 48 pupil rural school and thrown into one of Scotlands toughest estates. This book is a collection of memory's bundled together by someone who makes no claim to being an author, but was coerced into jotting down some of his more palatable experiences for entertainment purposes? find out how a timid 5 year old lifted his head (slightly) above the trench and made it through to middle age.