Let's Talk Turkey

Creating a book like this is akin to writing on the men's room wall, spray-painting graffiti on the wall of a building, or maybe a hacker sending harmful content out into the world. You feel like you are accomplishing something where in reality you're not. Nonetheless I had fun doing this. During my lifetime I made some noteworthy observations. I have attempted to share those with you in this book. It was written to be humorous and informative. Chapter Six, the joke section, is worth your time alone consisting of 35 pages, the first three devoted to listing the medical benefits of laughter and a short course on how to fine tune your sense of humor. With over six hundred jokes and one liners it will make a good book for the crapper or a nice coffee table addition. This book is not for the faint of heart, self-righteous, or liberal quasijudgmentalists of the world. So pick up a copy if you want to laugh at the humorous side of your miserablemundane life.