Adam Simon was born a mere mortal, but fell into a radioactive vat of chemically engineered super soldier serum and is now (drum roll please) ADAM SIMON! It may seem the same, but it is said louder and in all caps. Adam writes in things like ScriptFrenzy and National Novel Writing Month and unleashes his brain lice to infest the world through the written word. He enjoys exploring adventure and superheroes, but can't seem to shake his cynicism so all the heroes are all liars and fakes and horrid people.