Clif Haley knew he wanted to be a writer the moment he put on his first cardigan sweater about one year ago. Since that fate- ful day, he’s been wearing that sweater and writing non-stop, sometimes churning out upwards of 60 pages in a single day, all while fending off hoards of flies attracted to the stench of a cardigan sweater that hasn’t been removed or washed in over a year. Clif plans to further his writing career by getting into pipe smoking and tweed jackets with elbow patches.