jen mueller tosses words out of the windows of her mind and most of them land, conveniently enough, on her blog, defenestrations. her favorite color is purple, her favorite number is 7, and her favorite animal is the elephant. she enjoys swinging on swings, dancing in her kitchen, writing paragraphs about herself in the third person, and other pointless exercises in narcissism. she was born, and has been writing ever since. when she’s not writing, she’s asleep. she does not live in australia.