Where in the HELL is this Going?

It's the rapture on the moon and all the Jews have disappeared...On Earth people are falling from the sky, growing tentacles and second persons from strange parts of their bodies. Folks are talking to Jesus through paintings, killing gigantic mutant spiders with loaves of bread and whizzing through space a million miles a minute trying to reincarnate a dead religion...It's all happening in this brand new collection of nonfigurative fiction stories by Andrew Charles Johner that are guaranteed to make you laugh, sing, dance, cry, copulate, and bleed.