Hirsute Corpse

Ashley Rivera, lead vocalist for the rock groups Francophone Fuckminge and Scary but Cute Daggers, and director of the acclaimed documentary "Freelance Yanni Museum", brings you what he calls "my final collection of essays, articles, and free prose you will ever buy". Weighing in on topics as diverse as "the president", anonymous gay sex, Million Dollar Mike and the elusive Sea Cunt, "Hirsute Corpse" will consume several minutes of your life that you probably won't want back, but are free to (this being the United States). Whether you're a crippled bitch or a vagrant rectum-licker, you'll find something to keep your whole family from reading. In fact, children who read "Hirsute Corpse" may never want to read anything ever again.