Thesaurus Rex: Baby

Name: Thesaurus Rex: Baby
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Looking for that perfect gift for a new Dad? Then this is a must have. Thesaurus Rex: Baby offers poignant and comedic alternatives for today's emasculating baby terminology. This short story picture book offers levity and guidance for any dad who would like to salvage his manhood and sanity.

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Publication Date: Sep 27, 2011
Language: English
Category: Parenting & Families
Copyright: All Rights Reserved - Standard Copyright License
Contributors: By (author): B. Grass

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Format: PDF

Keywords

new dad fatherhood parenting guide baby terms new baby new parent funny dad funny parent dad gift father gift parent gift newborn baby shower co-ed

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About B. Grass

Yeah, I once had wealth, power, and the love of many beautiful women. Now I only have three things: a family, bills and, uh, my thermos. I should be surfing right now but I only have 15 minutes to make a freakin' PTA meeting and I need coffee! Sorry, where was I? Oh yeah, my story. Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a middle class white child with good looks, physical prowess and a forked tongue. The usual hurdles. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down through the bayou that is Ventura Blvd. But those were the glory days. Before I was a babbling dancing fool (a new dad). before I sold my soul for a sparkly ring, a fist full of baby puffs and the thickened hide needed to withstand the black hole where a man's life is torn apart (the baby nursery at night). Grit, skill, luck, a clown nose and intestinal fortitude are just some of the things I needed to cobble together some success as a new man, husband and dad. And it's all worth it!

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