The Job at Hand

Jack-off. Hand job. Greasing the Pipe. Buffing the Banana. Jerkin' the Gherkin. Spanking the Monkey. Choking the Chicken. No matter what happens to be your personal favorite euphemism for masturbation, we know everyone does it. It's really as natural as breathing. For some, it's more important than breathing. Guilty as charged. Let's be honest. You don't purchase this book expecting Shakespeare. You buy it with the full-on intent of Shaking Hands with the Midget as this collection of 20 explicit gay sex stories and experiences help you in your Search for the Secret Sauce. These stories were written purely to help Prime the Pump while you Squeeze the Happy Lumberjack, culminating in the Draining of the Monster. So, sit back and relax, read a story or two, and when you feel like it then just Exercise One's Right and Flog the Dolphin, happy in the knowledge that you're Putting Mrs. Kleenex's Children Through College. It's more than just The Job at Hand, it's Sex With the One You Love.