... of coffee cups and cigarettes

"Stirring stuff - I'll have another cup" - Uninvited guest. "May I join you?" - Bible Salesman. "Nice" - Blonde. "Is breakfast inclusive?" - Commonwealth Delegate. "At last - another meaningful mouthful of tasteful verbiage!" - Bookworm. "Anyone for coffee, please pass the sugar" - Mom. "Let them eat his words" - Mary A. "Where's the tip?" - A. Waiter. "You'll definitely want a second helping" - Author. "Pay? Let me see the Management!" - Scrooge. "We hereby declare this an open book" Her Majesty.