An Imaginary Filmography

This is a short collection of some of the films the author would make if he was his own film studio. <br> <br> With scenarios ranging from complicated to bizarre, and descriptions that range from funny to grotesque, some romance and general art housey weirdness is also thrown in for good measure. <br> <br> Read about the Cola Brothers: small farmers who become minor celebrities, following their discovery of 6o kilos of pure Bolivian flake. <br> <br> Ever wonder what happened to Adolf Hitler after he blew his head off? <br> <br> What about the terrorist organisation that fiddled with light fixtures? <br> <br> Well this is a filmography that contains all of these and more.<br> <br>