Bologna Caper

Tom Treadwell has just celebrated the big five O and for this cross dressing, big haired, spiked heeled, push-up bra former has been. It's been more years than he cares to remember that he's either had the lay of the century, or a steady paying job. And at this juncture, he ain't even sure which he misses most. For this former LAPD homicide cop who'd gotten mad as hell and couldn't take it anymore, he now works out of a two bit hole in the wall in West Hollywood. Along with a seventy something little blue haired lady, with a preference for black belt karate and semi reabilitated ex-cons and a mind reading parrot with a knack for solving crimes that out surpasses his own. Add to that a statuesque blond with an hour-glass figure and ta,ta's to die for, an ex-husband that turns up dead, a wannabe actress with a voice that can melt ice on a winters day,a pornographic film producer and an assortment of likeable and not so likeable characters ....