How To Become Deceased

"How To Become Deceased" is the definitive gift for that special someone you detest. The author regretfully notes that the purchaser of this work may never read it, merely being attracted by the title, to send it as an anonymous gift to someone he dislikes. The recipient will possibly be more concerned at receiving many copies, trying to identify who dislikes him so much, and is suggesting that he benefits the world by removing himself from it. Apart from relieving personal animosity, the possibility that large numbers might be sent to Senators, politicians, bank managers, or traffic wardens, etc. can not be ruled out. Advance copies sent to Radio and television presenters for review, could expend the marketing potential. This tongue in cheek book breaks down the taboo of the subject in question, section by section, illustrating the more salient points and examples with comic sketches and cartoons expertly drawn by MARTIN MILLS. A "Must Give" present for the one you (Don't) love...