Blackmoney in 365 days to a million BLACKMONEY: In 365 Days to a Million A book you can’t read, written by someone who barely can.TM ❓What on earth is this? Imagine stumbling upon an ancient clay tablet in a flea-market, covered in cryptic symbols you’ve never seen, smelling faintly of burnt ambition. Now imagine that tablet printed on glossy paper, shipped in two-day Prime, and costing exactly $9.99. Congratulations—you’ve just pictured this book. 📜What’s inside? • 27 lavish pages of cuneiform-style glyphs painstakingly hammered onto a keyboard by Dimitry Martens in his underwear. • A relentlessly honest Epilogue that shatters every get-rich-quick fantasy you’ve ever had. • A no-nonsense Legal & Safety Disclaimer reminding you that paper is not a dietary supplement. • A teaser for the inevitable sequel: “CUNEIFORM → ENGLISH: Finally Figure Out What You Bought” (also $9.99, obviously). • Repeated, merciless reminders that the real millionaire is the guy who convinced you to click Buy Now. 🤯Why would I buy a book I can’t read? 1. Conversation-starter – Leave it on your coffee table. Watch guests pretend they “get” it. 2. Perfect prank gift – For that friend who still says “crypto to the moon.” 3. Art-piece – Frame a page; call it post-neo-conceptual minimalist satire. 4. Life lesson – Realize in real time that curiosity and FOMO run your wallet. 5. Because you just laughed out loud reading this listing – Admit it. 💡Still hoping for hidden wisdom? Fine. Here it is: Step 1: Create something bizarre. Step 2: Sell it with unapologetic confidence. Step 3: Let human curiosity do the rest. Step 4: Rinse, repeat, and thank the algorithms. That’s the only “plan” you’ll find—buried beneath layers of symbols that look suspiciously like a drunk archaeologist’s grocery list. ️Legal Notice & Safety Disclaimer • Copyright © 2025 Dimitry Martens. • Do not boil, fry, sauté, flambé, or air-fry this booklet. • Swallowing these pages may cause uncontrollable laughter, existential dread, or sudden urges to start an e-commerce side hustle. • Littering this book is punishable by public mockery and/or having to read it aloud at family gatherings. • If you accidentally become a millionaire after reading it, the author respectfully claims 10% and a ride in your helicopter. 🛒Add to cart if you... • Collect oddities, curiosities, or mild regrets. • Need the quirkiest White-Elephant-gift in office-party history. Either way, welcome to BLACKMONEY. The joke’s already on us... or is