BLACKMONEY: RIGHTHAND BOOK – THE UNAUTHORIZED GUIDE TO ABSURDITY 🧠💥 A war against logic, formatting, and common sense. Congratulations. You’ve just bought a book that doesn’t belong on any shelf—unless that shelf is inside a haunted toilet or your ex’s storage unit. This isn’t a story. It’s not even advice. It’s a flaming soup can thrown into the face of reason. Inside you’ll find: Ancient Mesopotamian scribbles translated by someone who failed Latin. Financial “advice” worse than crypto. (Step one: invest in invisible tape.) Philosophical riddles that collapse halfway through. A page with nothing on it. Because silence is either profound… or lazy. 🚽 WRITTEN IN THE BATHROOM Literally. The author locked himself in with a sandwich and two screaming kids. This sacred scroll smells of bleach and regret. ⚠️ SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE: Loss of logic Zoom meeting firings Starting a cult Tattooing soup cans on your back Whispering to walls at 3AM Regret. So much regret. 🪞FAMILY SHAME GUARANTEED Leave this book in your bathroom. Let future guests question your sanity. Let them flip through the pages and mutter, “This family needs help.” 🔥 FINAL WARNING Do not burn this book — it may summon the tax demon of Chapter 5. Do not recycle it — this thing will survive the apocalypse. Author: Dimitry Martens 📧 [email protected] 👉 Best quality only on Lulu.com. Amazon = sad gray version.