One day, an orange man decided he wanted to run for President of the United States of America. This created many peoples heads in the media and political establishment to spin as to why was such an outrageous man doing such an outrageous think. This triggered manly people on the left of the political spectrum to have an internal midlife crisis and suffer from many psychological disorders, such as neurosis and the newly formed Trump Derangement Syndrome. This move by the president also ignited one of the longest standing feuds with late night talk show host, Stephen Colbert. This book shows the graphic and humorous detail and depths both individuals went to in order to not receive punishment from the local priest.