To all the discarded circus peanuts of the world, may you find yourselves in a surprisingly delicious pile, appreciated by even the grumpiest of badgers. This book is dedicated to you, you slightly squashed, slightly dusty, yet undeniably delightful morsels of joy. You represent the unexpected treasures that can be found amidst the chaos, the sweet rewards that await those who dare to scavenge amongst the wreckage of life.