Ghost Stories

Play about 3 Ghosts residing at an old Theatre; 2 old geezers and one little girl. Names: Henry (a former accountant; nicknamed Suit), Albert (a former building inspector; nicknamed Sparky) & Mary (a little girl). Having died in the building many years ago they are stuck there. Henry’s and Albert’s main task is to look after and care for little Mary ... and not doing a very good job of it. Their conduct as ghosts is scrutinized by the Celestial Office. Whenever they bugger up (which happens a lot) Top Dog (God) sends his 2nd in charge, Chief Whip, down to reprimand the unruly Henry and Albert.