I Fell Down a Waterfall

A short story about the time I fell down a waterfall. It's TRUE, this really did happen! I fell down a waterfall; that is a fact, I fell down a waterfall, what are you at? To have missed when I did it a long time ago, When I fell into that water, it was ever so cold. * I almost died on that eventful day, The icy cold waters hollered and bayed, Dragging me closer and closer to a hole in the ground, Six feet beneath it in a box coloured brown.