The Cup Snatchers

A lewd (?) farcical,disgusting romp set in Manchester, France, Italy, Japan, and Thailand as the protagonists try to retrieve the Champions' Cup from the villains. . When beautiful Japanese exchange-student Yumi falls for Lenny 'God's gift to women,' he can't believe his good fortune. However, his luck changes as they both unwittingly become involved in a Mafia plot to steal the European Champions Cup. A chase ensues and Lenny and Yumi must first travel to Thailand to retrieve the Cup before they can consummate their love. Both Sato san, who imagines himself to be head of the Japanese mafia, and Gino, his Italian counterpart, mistakenly believe the other to be in possession of the real cup, and they use their cunning to try and get it back. Sato san has other problems to contend with as his gay son, Akio, decides to leap from the cupboard. This is the first book of a planned trilogy