BongPortal

BONGPORTAL 7981 The Official Chronicle In 7391, a single heroic dab rip tore a hole in reality. From the purple smoke emerged Hans the Dealer — immortal, unkillable, and perpetually faded. His bedroom became the BongPortal, the only stable gateway between our world and Dimension 7981. This is the complete story of the most unhinged dimension ever created. Follow Hans, Sassy the Sasquatch, Donnie the Dealer, and the chaotic crew as they hotbox Miata’s, battle the Sheep Intelligence Agency, create living art in the 7981 Art District, and prepare for the legendary Final Ride on the Husky 701. Filled with sacred rules, interdimensional lore, respawn philosophy, and pure full-send energy, this book is the official bible of the BongPortal. You already died before opening it. Accept it. Full Send Forever.