In 2012 James Sarver went to Korea to teach English. His first year was described in the previous volume, Probably True Stories. His second and third years would bring new students, new schools, new bosses, new cities, new curricula, and new second thoughts about ever going to Korea in the first place. By the end of his third year he'd be seriously considering immigrating to the United States. This book doesn't have the title it does for nothing.