My Name is Norbert

Times in life call for change, how to accomplish this change is not always all that simple. One thing never to do is move you’re failing marriage, four kids and a cat to West Virginia. These are my tales and unfortunately all of them are true. This book is dedicated to Lanie and Loran Jones, for without them most of my West Virginia Adventures would have never been possible. Where did Norbert come from you may ask, well that is just one of my tales, and I will begin with that one. Now Jeff has never told me no. He has expressions, his favorite one being ‘When Pigs Fly”, it suddenly occurred to me one morning that somewhere in the world a scientist was working on genetically engineering pigs so that they can fly just to prove a point. I decided I am going to name mine Norbert.